Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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