People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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