It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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