If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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