Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Randomize
