New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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