Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
if only i could text you this smell
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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