Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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