Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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