the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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