I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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