I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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