It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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You pole danced in your parka.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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