What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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