Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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