So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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