Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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