Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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