just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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