Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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