escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Someone came in the potted fern
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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