real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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