honey bunches of taint.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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