Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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