is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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