So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You don't make any sense
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