i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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