He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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