He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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