I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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