Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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