So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Just cropdusted the office
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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