I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do