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  even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.

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  Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.

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• (914): View more from New York

  shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him

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• (347): View more from New York

  Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'

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• (516): View more from New York

  Gotcha. How bad is it?

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  Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.

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