Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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