i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Do vagina's smell?
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize