i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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