TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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