she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize
