watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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