Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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