I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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