I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
you never un-have a 4some
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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