also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
