This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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