I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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