my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I have feelings that need drinking.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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