I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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