Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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