It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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