I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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