How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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