Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
COCAINE IS GR8
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