i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just tell him i said nine months
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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