You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
