If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize