Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She bit a glass in half.
She told me I should be a condom model.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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