That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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